Once Upon a Time… In the Land of Stubborness…

Once upon a time, in a land far far away, there lived a sexy BBW Princess.  She was a lucky woman, who knew the joys of a loving Prince.  He was a quirky Prince, with lots of foibles, but loving all the same.  Sometimes, however, the Princess lived with her head up-her-ass.  The Princess didn’t know it, but she was under the spell of an evil sorcerer.  Apparently, during a late night trip to the freezer for a scoop of rocky road ice cream that was covered in tainted magic-spell laced Redi-Whip, the Princess ingested a whopping dose of stubbornness.  Unfortunately, it was the type of stubbornness that manifested itself in ways that she just didn’t understand.  Days and weeks went by when she knew that she needed to do some very important tasks, and yet, just because the Prince was telling (read: asking) her to do them, she refused because she didn’t like to be told what to do.  The tone of the Prince’s voice reminded her of her father, the King, and made her feel extremely juvenile.  What she didn’t know was that in her attempt to act “grown-up” she became increasingly juvenile by deliberately defying the Prince’s wishes.  Now, the Princess felt lost and desolate.  She knew the tainted Redi-whip tasted weird as she ate it, but she ate it just the same.  One evening, after taking yet another shot of Redi-whip into her mouth directly from the can, she put two and two together and realized that she must’ve been under some deep dark spell.  In one swift dunk from across the kitchen that would’ve made even Shaquille O’Neill jealous, she lobbed the can right into the wastebasket.  By the next evening, the tainted sugar high was wearing off and the Princess was feeling fresher and had a clearer mind.  She realized that the Prince was right all along, even if he was a little harsh in getting his message across.  She still had a hard time admitting her guilt, but she took steps to mend the path between them.  She didn’t want the moat between them to continue to fill with angry crocodiles to keep them apart.  She wanted to live happily every after, just like all hot BBW Princesses.  The End.